What is marketing?

I saw this on fb and i find it really interesting.

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry me! ' - That's Direct Marketing'
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: ' He's very rich. 'Marry him.' -That's Advertising'
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephon...e number. The next day, you call and say: ' Hi, I'm very rich. 'Marry me - That's Telemarketing'
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:'By the way, I'm rich. Will you 'Marry Me?' - That's Public Relations'
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:'You are very rich! 'Can you marry ! Me?' - That's Brand Recognition'
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - ' That's Customer Feedback '
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband. - 'That's demand and supply gap'
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him - 'That's competition eating into your market share'
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives. - ' That's restriction for entering new markets'

FIFA 12

Just when i thought FIFA 11 was perfect, FIFA 12 proved me wrong.

What I like about FIFA 12:

• Improved graphics - Some players look so real.
• Precision dribbling - Easier to pass defender.
• Career mode is fun - Almost like playing FIFA Manager.
• The cut scenes - Playing FIFA is now almost like watching tv.
• All console having the same version - PC version used to lack features.
• Improved crowd chants

What I dislike:

• Player impact engine is a bit too sensitive.
• Calling for offside even though i did not get the ball. (i think is a minor bug)

Yup, so far only 1 dislike. Kudos EA Sports for the great improvement on FIFA 12. I wonder what will be installed for FIFA 13?

Here are the things I felt could be improved:

• Have a stretcher - It is just fake when a seriously injured player could walk out to be substituted.
• Make the spectators more real.

FIFA 12, a must get for all FIFA fans. Heard it is better than PES 12.